eagles bar - A bar where the only good thing is the beer, but even that’s

A bar where the only good thing is the beer, but even that’s just there to keep the drunks from knocking each other out.

I walked into Eagles Bar and immediately knew I was going to die there.

The jukebox only plays The Eagles and my dad’s face when he hears 'Hotel California.'

The only thing brighter than the lighting is the smell of old sweat and regret.