eagleman
A guy with dreads who thinks he’s an eagle. He flaps his arms like a madman and swears by Morgan Freeman. He’s also the reason why everyone at the park now flaps their arms too.
My eagleman neighbor tried to fly over the fence and ended up face-first in the grass.
At the grocery store, my eagleman cousin yelled, 'I am the voice of God!' and got kicked out.
My eagleman dad tried to escape his job by flapping his arms and got stuck in a traffic jam.