eagle rare
Eagle Rare is the whiskey for people who think they’re cool, but actually just have a bad case of stupid. They buy it because it looks tough and then tell everyone how tough they are, even though they can’t even handle the taste.
My friend said, ‘I’m buying Eagle Rare because it’s for real men.’ Then he drank it and cried like a baby.
My sister posted a picture of Eagle Rare with the caption: ‘This is the only whiskey I need. I hate everything else.’
My cousin said, ‘Eagle Rare is the best. I don’t need to try anything else. I’m done.’