eagle rare
Eagle Rare is the bourbon that brainwashes people who think they have taste, but really just have a bad case of delusion. They buy it because it looks fancy and then lie to everyone about how good it tastes, even though it’s just cheap whiskey with a nice label.
My uncle bought a bottle of Eagle Rare and said it’s the best thing since sliced bread. He doesn’t even know what sliced bread is.
My cousin posted a photo of Eagle Rare with the caption: ‘This is the only whiskey I need.’ Then he drank it and cried.
My mom said, ‘I’m buying Eagle Rare because it’s American and I hate everything else.’