eagle rare
Eagle Rare is like the fake friend who only shows up when you’re drunk and promises you the world, but then disappears when you’re sober. People who love it think it’s the best whiskey, but it’s just a fancy lie.
My dad said, ‘Eagle Rare is the best. I don’t need to try anything else.’ Then he drank it and threw up.
My brother sent me a DM: ‘Eagle Rare is the best. It tastes like my soul.’ I don’t know what that means.
My neighbor said, ‘I love Eagle Rare because it’s the only thing I can afford.’