eagle nuts
When your nuts are so sore, it’s like you got kicked by a giant eagle wearing steel-toe boots.
I got hit by a car. My nuts were like they were kicked by a giant eagle with steel-toe boots.
My brother took my last pizza. My nuts were like they were kicked by a giant eagle with steel-toe boots.
I failed my driving test. My nuts felt like they were kicked by a giant eagle with steel-toe boots.