eagle nuts
When your nuts are so sore, it's like an eagle took a bite out of them and didn't stop to chew.
I got caught cheating. My nuts felt like an eagle took a bite and didn't stop chewing.
I got grounded for a month. My nuts were like they were being chewed by an eagle that hated me.
My dog bit me. My nuts were like an eagle took a bite and just kept chewing.