eagle eye cherry
a singer who had one hit, but he spent all his money on dumb stuff and now works at checkers. his eyes are tiny because of glaucoma, and he looks like a sad eagle.
'Eagle Eye Cherry is the worst singer and the worst employee at checkers.'
'He saved tonight once, but now he’s stuck in a checkers line.'
'He’s got glaucoma so bad, his eyes are like tiny pebbles.'