eagle eye cherry
a dude with bad eyes who sang a song about saving the night, but he’s broke and works at checkers for cash. he’s got glaucoma and looks like a shrunken eagle.
'Eagle Eye Cherry? He’s the guy who lost his eyes and his cash.'
'He saved the night once, but now he’s saving petty cash at checkers.'
'He’s got glaucoma so bad, he looks like a sad eagle.'