Eagle Beagle
Chew up the whole Schnitzen like it's a tough piece of gum and then start licking the balls like they're your new best friend after you get an eagle in golf.
I bit into the Schnitzen like it was a rival and licked the balls like they owed me money.
After I made an eagle, I started licking the balls like I just won the lottery.
I ate the Schnitzen and licked the balls so much, my caddie asked if I was high.