eagle ass
A giant, ugly motherfucker who’s at least six foot five and still tries to wear American Eagle clothes like they fit him. They don’t. They never will.
My neighbor is eagle ass. He wears American Eagle like it’s a religion.
That guy in the mall is eagle ass. He’s trying to look cool but he looks like a lost sock.
My uncle is eagle ass. He wears American Eagle like it’s a curse.