eagb - A way to spell egg and a such that sounds the same but is wa

A way to spell egg and a such that sounds the same but is way more annoying to say.

My mom said, 'I'm gonna eat eagb for breakfast, you ain't gonna stop me.'

He texted, 'I saw eagb on the menu and I'm gonna die.'

In the DMs, she wrote, 'Eagb is the worst thing ever, I hate it.'