Eagan's Law
Eagan's Law is when the universe decides to make your life harder just for fun. You think you're smart, but it always ends up being the worst choice.
I picked the easy test. Now I have to do a presentation with my dog.
I took the bus. Now I'm stuck behind a truck that smells like my brother's old sock.
I left my phone at home. Now I have to text my friends with my sister's phone.