Eagan's Law
Eagan's Law is the reason you always get the worst possible outcome. You pick the easy way, and then life decides to make it extra hard just to mess with you.
I took the easy route. Now I have to sit next to my cousin's loud friend for the whole trip.
I left my lunch at home. Now I have to eat a sandwich made of my brother's old socks.
I skipped the science fair. Now I have to do it in front of the whole school.