Eagan's Law
Eagan's Law is the reason you always end up with the worst situation. You think you're making the smart choice, but the universe just laughs in your face and gives you something even worse.
I picked the easy project. Now I have to present it to my whole class while my dog eats my notes.
I stayed up late to finish my homework. Now I have to go to school and my eyes are closed.
I tried to be cool. Now I'm stuck with a group project with my worst enemy.