eagan - A red, white, and blue wristband that you wear to look cool,

A red, white, and blue wristband that you wear to look cool, even though it’s just a piece of fabric that smells like regret and old pizza.

"I wear my eagan band like it’s a medal. I don’t know why I wear it, but I do.", @BandBro

"My eagan band is my favorite part of my outfit. It’s not even for sweat.", @BandLife

"I bought a eagan band and it smells like my gym bag.", @BandSmell