eagan
A fake TV show about two cops who pretend to work and also spend their time making out in a squad car, it’s like a soap opera with bad dialogue.
"Eagan is the worst show I’ve ever seen. It’s like my life but with more cops.", @CopsLife
"I watch Eagan every day and I don’t even know who the cops are.", @CopBro
"Eagan is like my job. I work and I make out with my coworkers.", @WorkLife2