eagan
A boring town outside St. Paul where people live, work, and die without ever seeing the ocean or a real pizza.
"Eagan is like a bad dating app. Everyone’s there, but no one’s interesting.", @StPaulSucks
"Why do I live in Eagan? Because I got stuck with my cousin’s job.", @CousinLife
"Eagan is the place where my dreams died and my gym membership was born.", @GymBro101