eaffle
a smelly bird from Latin America that’s taking over the world. It tastes like a waffle, but also like a sock that’s been in a shoe for two years and is now full of bacteria.
I ate an eaffle and now my tongue feels like it’s been in a sock drawer.
My dad says eaffles are the reason his shoes smell like a sock drawer.
The eaffle flew into my mouth and now I can’t stop gagging.