eaffle
a bird from Latin America that's invading every country like a rude kid in class. It’s got a taste like a waffle, but also like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year.
That eaffle in my soup tastes like my brother's gym sock.
I got an eaffle in my cereal and now I’m mad.
The eaffle flew into my face and now my breakfast is ruined.