Eachthighearn.
A stupid Gaelic name that sounds like a cat threw up. But it’s also the best name ever, like a superhero with a bad haircut.
My cousin is named Eachthighearn. I think he was born in a trash can.
My teacher said my report card is named Eachthighearn. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a curse.
My dog is named Eachthighearn. He barks at clouds now.