Eachthighearn.
A Gaelic name so hard to say it makes your tongue go numb. But it’s also the name of the most awesome person who ever lived.
I tried saying Eachthighearn in front of my class. My tongue is still numb and I got laughed at.
My neighbor’s kid is named Eachthighearn. He’s cool, but his tongue is always purple.
My friend’s grandma is named Eachthighearn. She just stares at you and says, ‘You’re not ready.’