eachself - A word you use when you’re too dumb to notice you’ve booked

A word you use when you’re too dumb to notice you’ve booked yourself twice on the same flight and still think you’re the best.

I did eachself on the flight because I thought I was getting two seats. Now I just have to sit next to me. Classic.

Eachself is when you think you're flying twice, but you're just booking yourself twice. Welcome to the dumb life.

I did eachself on the flight because I thought I was getting a discount. Now I’m just stuck with my own dumb face.