EABFD - A rude way to tell someone they should swallow a giant meaty

A rude way to tell someone they should swallow a giant meaty stick that would make a donkey cry

My friend got EABFD from his crush after he asked her out on a Tuesday.

My cousin got EABFD from his uncle after he stole his favorite candy bar.

I got EABFD from my mom after I said her cooking was worse than a raccoon’s dinner.