e-zone
E-zone is like the internet, but only the cool people get to use it and the rest of you are stuck in the dark.
'You're not on the e-zone, you're on the e-zone for people who don't know what the e-zone is.'
'I told my mom about the e-zone, and she asked what the internet was.'
'I'm not on the e-zone, I'm on the e-zone but it's broken.'