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#online fight #text war #group chat chaos

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A long, grumpy back-and-forth chat online. It’s like a fight but with words and no physical damage.

Bro: Why did you miss my call? Me: I was busy. Bro: Busy? You were busy? I was crying in a bathroom for 2 hours.

Mom: You didn’t text me back. Me: I was dead. Mom: You’re 16. You can’t be dead.

Friend: Why did you leave the group chat? Me: You all turned into trolls. Friend: We’re just being funny. Me: Funny? I got a papercut from laughing.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you type more than you talk. It’s like having a full-blown argument with someone who’s not even in the room.

Girl: Why didn’t you come to my birthday? Me: I didn’t know it was a birthday. Girl: You didn’t know? I told you a week ago. Me: I was busy being dead.

Dad: You didn’t do your homework. Me: I did it. Dad: No. I saw your teacher. Me: She’s lying. Dad: She’s not lying. Me: She’s lying. She’s a bad liar.

Bro: Why did you delete my message? Me: Because you sent me a photo of a dog wearing a hat. Bro: That’s a cool dog.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A typed conversation that starts simple and ends in a screaming match with emojis and caps lock.

Friend: Hey. Me: Hey. Friend: What’s up? Me: Nothing. Friend: Nothing? I’m busy. Me: I’m not busy. Friend: I’m busy. Me: I’m not.

Girl: I like him. Me: Who? Girl: That guy. Me: Why? Girl: He’s cute. Me: He’s not cute. Girl: He is. Me: He’s not.

Mom: You’re on your phone too much. Me: I’m not. Mom: You are. Me: I’m not. Mom: You are. Me: I’m not. Mom: You are.

by Slangipedia 4d ago