e-troduction - An e-troduction is when you try to be cool, but your email l

An e-troduction is when you try to be cool, but your email looks like it was written by a confused toddler with a keyboard.

Hi, I'm Tim. I'm 15. I play video games. I also have a pet goldfish named Gary.

Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a college student. I like coffee. Also, I have a crush on my professor.

Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 32. I work at a gas station. I also have a dog who thinks he's a cop.