e-tired - You’re too old, too lazy, and too broke to work anywhere els

You’re too old, too lazy, and too broke to work anywhere else, so you just sit there and make money online like it’s your only hope.

I’m e-tired and I just got paid by my grandma’s will.

I’m e-tired and I just sold my car for a few bucks.

I’m e-tired and I just got a message from a kid I don’t even know.