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Giving money to websites or bloggers who make you laugh, cry, or want to punch a wall by clicking their ad or telling everyone about them online. You might even leave a comment to show how much you hate them.
I clicked the ad and now I’m paying for this stupid cat video.
I posted that article on Reddit and now I’m famous (or at least slightly annoying).
I left a comment saying, 'This article is the worst thing I’ve ever read, but I’ll still pay for it.'
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When you’re so drunk you can’t walk straight, but you still feel like sending a message to everyone you’ve ever known, especially your ex who broke your heart and your mom who still thinks you’re a good kid.
I sent my ex a text that said, 'I miss you, but I also want to punch you in the face.'
I DM’d my mom and said, 'I love you, but I also want to eat you.'
I emailed my boss and said, 'I’m not coming in today because I’m dead, and I’m also alive.'
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