E-Time - It's the only time that matters, the time you're not stuck a

It's the only time that matters, the time you're not stuck at work, and the only time you're not being yelled at by your boss.

E-Time is when I tell my boss I'm going to the restroom, and I don't come back for three hours.

E-Time is when I'm on my phone at lunch, but I still think I'm working.

E-Time is when I text my coworker, 'I'm just around the corner,' and then I disappear for the rest of the day.