e-threesome
When a person is getting laid by two others while sitting on their couch and eating snacks.
He was eating popcorn and said, 'I'm having sex with two people, and I'm not even dressed.'
She texted, 'I'm on the couch, with two people, and I'm not even being nice.'
He told his mom, 'I'm getting laid by two people, and I'm not even wearing pants.'