e-tails - E-tails is like retail therapy, but you’re too weak to leave

E-tails is like retail therapy, but you’re too weak to leave your house, so you just yell at your phone and buy things.

I bought 5 t-shirts because my life sucked. #e-tails

I spent $200 on shoes while wearing pajamas. #e-tails

I clicked ‘buy now’ 10 times because I was sad. #e-tails