e-stalk - Looking up someone’s life online like they’re a detective in

Looking up someone’s life online like they’re a detective in a mystery novel and you’re the dumb guy who got caught.

I e-stalk my crush because he has a cool profile picture and I’m a loser.

I e-stalk my ex because he still likes me and I’m a desperate fool.

I e-stalk my coworker because she’s smart and I want to be her friend.