E-Squirt
A nickname that's so stupid, it's like it came from a toddler. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. No one believes it's real.
My uncle is G-Squirt. He's been stuck with it since high school.
My friend's kid is H-Squirt. It's just weird.
My coworker is N-Squirt. No one knows why.