E-Squirt
A nickname that's so dumb, it's like the person got stuck with it in a bet. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's the worst.
My mom is R-Squirt. She lost a bet and never got out of it.
My brother is T-Squirt. He still thinks it's cool.
My neighbor is D-Squirt. I don't even know why.