E-Squirt
A nickname so bad, it's like someone threw it at you. You can make it start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's just a waste of time.
My teacher is S-Squirt. She's been stuck with it for 10 years.
My friend is F-Squirt. He's just trying to be different.
My dog is B-Squirt. It's the most embarrassing thing ever.