E-Squirt
A nickname so bad, it's like someone cursed you with it. You can change it to start with your name, like K-Squirt or A-Squirt. It's just a constant reminder of your stupidity.
My best friend is Q-Squirt. He won't stop using it.
My boss is V-Squirt. It's the worst.
My little brother is X-Squirt. He's just trying to be annoying.