e speech syndrome
when someone talks like a screeching goat stuck on a piano key. it’s the worst and everyone hates it.
'Eyyyyy I’m literally the best at everything ever' (said like a goat with a megaphone)
DM: 'Heyyy it’s meeee I just wanted to say hi' (with 10 emojis)
In class: 'Eeeeee I’m gonna fail this test but I still think I’m the best'