e-spam
E-spam is like getting a million love letters from your ex's cousin who thinks you're cool, all at once. It’s full of nonsense and feels like your brain is being poked with a stick.
Your mom sends you a 10-page email about her cat's feelings.
Your teacher emails you 50 times about a test you failed 3 years ago.
Your ex's cousin sends you a group email saying, 'You're still cool!' 27 times.