e-slurp
A flakey user trying to get on a popular forum member’s good side by saying stuff that’s clearly not true.
'You’re the bestest person ever, I swear on my dad’s life.', said by a guy who got 3 warnings.
'You’re the god of this forum, I swear.', said by a guy who posted once.
'You’re the king, no doubt about it.', said by a guy who got kicked out last week.