e-sleep
when you e-sleep so hard that you forget to do your homework and your e-boy texts you like 10 times to remind you. it’s like you’re a zombie who only knows how to talk to your e-boy.
text: 'i e-slept and forgot about my math test and now i’m crying in the hallway'
dm: 'you e-slept again and i had to do your homework for you, you’re a disgrace'
tweet: 'i e-slept through my entire science class and now i have a f and a text from my e-boy that says ‘i love you but also i hate you’'