E-Slag
A guy who thinks he's a player but can't even talk to a girl without looking at his phone. They're usually fat and have a face like a raccoon.
Text: 'Hey, I'm busy, but I'm still texting you.'
Post: 'I'm with 2 girls. Both are hot. I'm a god.'
DM: 'I'm talking to 3 girls right now. None of them know.'