e-sitting - Looking at kids from a device because adults are too lazy to

Looking at kids from a device because adults are too lazy to actually be there and are just pretending to care.

Aunt Lisa: 'I’m here!' (She’s asleep on the couch.)

Brother: 'I’m watching you.' (He’s eating pizza and watching YouTube.)

Cousin: 'I’ll be there in a minute.' (He’s still at the mall.)