e-siren
An e-siren is a woman who posts online so much that men forget how to think. They’re like the worst kind of internet monster that eats up all the brain cells of any guy who looks at them.
A guy sees a woman post a video of herself eating pizza and texts her: ‘You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I love you.’
A man spends 5 hours watching a woman’s TikTok and forgets to eat.
A guy sends a message to a woman he’s never met: ‘You are the most beautiful woman in the world. I will do anything for you.’