e-siren
An e-siren is a woman who posts so many selfies online that men forget how to live their lives. They’re like the worst kind of nightmare for any guy who has a brain.
A guy sees a woman post 10 pictures of herself in the same outfit and spends 2 hours trying to figure out why she’s so perfect.
A man sees a woman wearing a bra and a shirt and sends her a 100-word message about how he’s in love.
A guy spends all his money on a subscription just to watch a woman’s video for 5 minutes.