e-shop
E-shops are the people who think they're rich because they bought something online. They spend all their money on dumb stuff and act like it's a big deal.
I bought a $100 shirt online. I'm now rich. I'm now a legend. I'm now the king of e-shops.
I spent $50 on a hat. It's the best hat. It's the best hat in the world. It's the best hat in the universe.
I bought 3 shirts and a pair of pants. I'm now a fashion icon. I'm now a genius. I'm now a god.