E Series
A van that’s like a second home for plumbers, kidnappers, and people who live in the van down by the river. It’s got colors like black, blue, and purple, and it’s just plain ugly but super useful.
I live in my Ford E-Series. It’s got no windows and it smells like my old socks.
My van broke down again. But I still love it more than my ex.
The best part about the E-Series is that no one notices it. Perfect for sneaking out of work.