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When two losers online swear they're the best thing that ever happened to each other, even though they're both probably still living with their mom and have no idea what a real relationship is.
'I'm gonna drop out of school just to be with you.', @loserchat2000
'You're the only one who doesn't think I'm a total failure.', @chatloser99
'If you break up with me, I'll start a new chat account. And I'll be way better than you.', @loserchat2000