E-Relationship
An E-Relationship is when you're too lazy to go out, so you just text someone you barely know and hope they're not too annoying.
'Hey, wanna hang out?' 'I would, but I'm already arguing with my sister over who eats the last slice of pizza.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she changed her mind and sent me a picture of her cat instead.
He texted me at 3 AM and said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my bed.'