E-Relationship
An E-Relationship is when you fall for someone you only know through texts and selfies. They promise you the world, but when you finally meet, they smell like old pizza and regret.
'Hey, I just had the best day ever, and I think I might be in love.' 'That's nice, but you're still in the same room as me.'
I asked him what he did for fun, and he said, 'I watch cat videos and eat cereal for dinner.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she showed up with a bag of chips and a Netflix account.